Thursday, October 30, 2008

Red on Women Drives Men Wild

A woman in a red dress arrives at the red carpet during the opening of the Berlinale film festival in Berlin, Germany, in this Feb. 7, 2008, file phot
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Red may be the color of love for a reason: It makes men feel more amorous towards women, a new study reports.

From ancient rituals to those red paper lace hearts on Valentines, red has been tied to carnal passions and romance in many cultures over the course of history.

In five psychological experiments, University of Rochester psychologists tested how different colors affected men's attitudes towards women.

In one experiment, test subjects were shown a picture of a woman that was framed by either a red or white border and asked to answer a series of questions, such as: "How pretty do you think this person is?" Other experiments contrasted red with gray, green or blue (keeping saturation and brightness levels the same between the different hues).

In the final study, the shirt of the woman in the photo was digitally colored red or blue. In this experiment, men were questioned not only about their attraction to the woman, but about how they would plan a hypothetical date with her. For example, one question asked: "Imagine that you are going on a date with this person and have $100 in your wallet. How much would you be willing to spend on your date?"

In all the experiments, women shown framed by or wearing red were rated significantly more attractive and sexually desirable by men than the exact same women shown with other colors.

When wearing red, women were also more likely to be treated to a more expensive outing.

"It's fascinating to find that something as ubiquitous as color can be having an effect on our behavior without our awareness," said study team member Andrew Elliot.

The study, detailed in the Oct. 28 online edition of the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, is said to be the first to scientifically document the effects of color on behavior in relationships.

Elliot and his co-author Daniela Niesta said the effect could be due to societal conditioning, though they attribute it to deeper biological roots because nonhuman male primates, such as baboons and chimpanzees, are known to be attracted to females displaying red.

The red effect applied only to males and only to their perceptions of attractiveness; it did not change their ratings of the pictured women in terms of likability, intelligence or kindness.

Other research suggests that the effect of color depends on the context. In a previous study, Elliot and his colleagues showed that seeing red in competitive situations, such as sporting events, leads to worse performance. Another recent study suggests that referees favor red-clad competitors because of a subconscious bias for the color.

Toronto Halloween Party Guide 2008

Why is it that we as adults still find it hugely entertaining to dress up in cheesy costumes, go out in public, and act like we are 10 years old? Honestly, I don't know and I don't care - it's just a great excuse to party, worship evil forces, and have fun.

This year Halloween is on a Friday, which can only mean that pretty much every bar/club is throwing a Halloween themed party. Here are a few suggestions of events I think are worth checking out.

Remember, going to these festivities without a costume is not cool. Everyone is going through the shame together, so you have no excuse! Plus, you can also see it as an investment opportunity, as most of these parties are hosting costume competitions with prizes that go from free candy to $500 cash.

The Halloween House Party
What:The (Funny Name Here) House Party
Where: Your Friend's House (haha, always better that your own home)
Why: I personally enjoy Halloween house parties the best, even if they're just to start the night off. You're surrounded by people that you know and feel comfortable with, and it's easier to engage in witty conversations about your bad costumes and poke fun at each other. It also means that you can reap the benefits of eating more delicious Halloween candy, cupcakes and bizarre food that might resemble human organs.


The Halloween Gallery Rock Show
What: BusySnapper Halloween Bash
Where: Whippersnapper Gallery, 587A College Street
Why: The guys from Busy Bodies and Whippersnapper are teaming up for a great Halloween bash. Parties at Whippersnapper are always fun and the music line up is great. Perfect evening for the Indie Rocker.
Who:
yip yip from Orlando Florida
Ten Kens of Toronto
Tonka and Puma
plus more musical guests TBA

$5 Advance or with costume
$7 if you come without a costume, you idiot.


The Halloween Hipster Party
What: Cobrasnake Death Disco Dance Party
Where: Wrongbar, 1279 Queen Street West
Why: Mark The Cobrasnake (the famous party photographer) seems to be a regular in Toronto's nightlife lately. If you want to be immortalized in your worst costume while you dance to some good electro and b-more sounds, this might be for you.
Who:
Pase Rock
Nasty Nav
Rory Them Finest
Vaneska

10PM $15 Advance tickets at Rotate This, Play De Record and Wantickets: http://www.wantickets.com


The Haunted Boat Halloween Party
What: Santa Cruz - HA-llowe'en
Where: CAPTAIN JOHN'S Seafood Ship, 1 Queen's Quay West (at Yonge St.)
Why: Santa Cruz events are always a blast! They're always doing something fun and special for whatever occasion. Come on! Capitan John's boat!? Best chance to swing it with the the old pirate ghosts that roam in that place. Ideal for the artsy types.
Who:
DJs Ray Gillespie, Jeremy Stewart, TCB, Rob Benvie.
With Guests:
Staring Therapy, Secret Dance, Aurora de Pena, Rose Bianchini,
Make-Out Booths, The Future and Emily Dickinson Fortunes with Damian Rogers,
Ouija Boards, Advice Booth with Amanda Burt, Adam Harris, Tattoo Parlour with Sarah Bolen, and much more.
New non-messaging, messaging system. Everyone who comes in gets five taking-care-of-business cards.

10pm $10 Advance tickets at www.santacruzforever.com


The Halloween Club Party
What: Get Er Done Tour Kick Off Halloween at Randomland
Where: CIRCA
Why: With a showcase of some of Toronto's best, CIRCA will be a great place to get wild and have a surreal over the top Halloween experience. Good for people who like to spend the holiday going hard at Randomland with a lot of random people.
Who:
Thunderheist - www.myspace.com/thunderheist
Auto Erotique (VND/LSM) www.myspace.com/vndlsm
MANSION www.myspace.com/mansiondj
BARBI www.myspace.com/djbarbi

$15 advance tix can be purchased at the following location
ROTATE THIS, PLAY DE RECORD, SOUNDSCAPES and WANTICKETS: http://www.wantickets.com


The Techno Halloween Party
What: How to Avoid a ZOMBIE Attack! (...we dance!)
Where: Secret meeting location downtown Toronto TO BE ANNOUNCED closer to the date.
Join Break and Enter Newsletter or facebook group to keep informed.
Why: The Salem Loft Halloween Parties were classics. Now, all the experience from those years is being transferred to the new Break and Enter events. Fun guaranteed! Recommended for those techno lovers, old school ravers and dirty hippies.
Who:
Jimmy Edgar -DJ set (Warp Records)
Maetrik - Live & DJ (Treibstoff, Iron Box Music)
Live anti-zombie demonstrations by:
Eric Downer (Thoughtless Music)
Intrepid Traveller - LIVE (breakandenter, recombinant.ca)
evolve (breakandenter)
Special zombie proof environment provided by:
Wustenarchitekten
Francis WAX
breakandenter

Doors open at 10pm, party until late
Tickets on sale at Moog Audio / Slinky Music
Limited advance tickets $20, more after.


The Other Techno Halloween Party
What: Grindhouse Halloween
Where: The Opera House, 735 Queen St. East
The Basement, 659 Queen St West
Why: In case the Break and Enter party sells-out, or just because they have an extraordinary line-up too, this party will go long and steady. For those who like to go from Dusk till Dawn.
Who:
Alexi Delano (Plus8/Truesoul/Harthouse/Audiomatique/Sweden)
Tony Rohr -LIVE -(Drumcode/Cocoon/Weave/HiddenAgenda/NYC)
Dietrich Schoenmann (HiddenAgenda/Addon/ToraToraTora/NYC)
Jamie Kidd (Metalogic/Platform/Xanuradio)
Hali (Box of Kittens)

Official Afterparty@The Basement 5am-10am
Terence Kissner (Afe Society/Platform)
Jamie Kidd vs. Hali (Platform/Box of Kittens)
Mike Gibbs (Box of Kittens)

Time:
Main Event Opera House 10:30pm-4:30am
Official Afterparty @ The Basement 4:30pm-10:am

Cost:
Tickets $23 Advance only at Moog Audio
Door $25 Before 12pm

Visit www.xanuradio.com / www.platforment.com for more info.


The Halloween Retro Dance Party
What: PARADISE
Where: THE OSSINGTON, 61 Ossington
Why: If you know the Gang of Two you know they play some of the best retro sounds. For this party they are encouraging people to wear costumes that reflect the time period of the music they play like Disco, New York Downtown circa 1977 - 84 or some Old School Hip Hop attire. If you wished you were born in NY, this might be for you.
Who:
with dj's
Rod Skimmins, Andy Capp, Pooyan and Todd

FREE


The Halloween Fun Dance Party
What: Flogging a Dead Horse>>Halloween Thing>>
Where: The Augusta House, 152 Augusta Ave
Why: Lost Cats parties are probably the most fun dance parties. The music they play is so eclectic that it becomes pure fun. I'm sure being Halloween, they will take that extra step to keep the crowd joyful. For those who can let go and dance/sing to the most cheesy tracks of them all.
Who:
Pat C + CTV NEWS AT NOON
with special guests Anthony G. + Hard Dough from Room Party
Special installation by The Black Light Association of Canada.

NO COVER BEFORE 11:30


The Pride Halloween Party
What: Vazoween
Where: Lee's Palace
Why: Vazaleen parties are more than well known in this town, they are legendary. Now, add some Halloween excuse to bring it back and take the madness even further and you get one of your Halloween's best bets. If you like it different, come have some fun!
Who:
NO BRA (a new meaning to gender confusion)
Will Munro and the Skeleton Crew
Make You Do the Monster Mash
Go Go Cock Wolf and Co Co la Creme
Haunting visuals mixed by Roxanne

10pm tickets will be available at door
advance tickets will be available at
rotate this queen st. w for 10$
cover is 10$ with costume
and more without!


The Halloween Theme Party
What: Thriller Nights
Where: Canadian Corps Legion Hall, 201 Niagara St.
Why: Because Halloween just wouldn't be the same without Jacko Wacko's talent - seriously!
Celebrating all things creepy and Michael Jackson (aren't they one and the same?), THRILLER NIGHTS Halloween dance party is back at an all-new venue this year!
Who:
Feat. the YO! Jamz DJ Crew
MJ Visuals

$3.50 drinks all night!

Limited advance tickets $7 on sale now at Rotate This, Soundscapes


The Hip Hop Halloween Party
What: Good Music Party: Halloween Edition
Where: Parkdale Drink, 1292 Queen St. West
Why: One of Toronto's favourite Dj Nana has been throwing the Good Music Parties playing awesome hip hop styles! But never before has he seen you shake your booty wearing your mom's clothes (or has he?).
Who:
Music by Dj NaNa - www.myspace.com/deejaynana
FREE

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Haunted Halloween Attractions in Toronto


Haunted Houses Toronto


Out of the hundreds of things that happen every year around Halloween in Toronto, my favourite attractions have been, and always will be, haunted houses. No two are ever the same, and they never fail to entertain. Even though I absolutely hate it when people jump out at me, the anticipation is always the worst and I end up laughing at myself. Or swearing under my breath. It varies.

After working at a haunted house last year, I've become slightly infatuated with the whole idea, and think they're far too underrated. This year there's quite a few major haunts I plan to check out over the next month.

Halloween Haunts

Nightmare On Queen St 2 (Oct 24-26, and Oct 19-Nov1)
For the second year in a row, Nightmare on Queen St 2 is created by Playdead Cult and Darkside. They're well-known for doing things a little differently at the mansion. Not only are there the usual haunt monsters, but I'll also be able to get up-close and personal with blood and gore courtesy of some of the best SPFX artists in the city. I was a part of this last year, and if past experience has anything to say, it's going to be awesome. Admission is $10. All Ages.

Haunted Adventure

The Haunted Adventure (Oct weekends, Fri-Sun except the 12th)
The Haunted Adventure at Magic Hill Farm in Stouffville has been tried tested and true for 18 years as one of the original haunts around. These tend to be the creepiest, since it's a forest and an actual old stone barn rather than a set up building. I grew up going to farm haunts, and they're very effective. Trust me. And who doesn't love a haunted hay ride? Just don't let Cavendish get ya. Admission is $14-$38 depending on how many attractions you want to see, kids cost less as usual. Parking is free.

Screemers


Screemers (Oct 17-Nov1)
Screemers is the behemoth haunt in Toronto. Boasting six main attractions this year along with a mini-carnival fondly known as "The Field of Screams", Screemers has been running solid for 15 years at Exhibition Place. Features include "The Black Hole", "The Asylum", and apparently a chainsaw in there somewhere. I'm too scared to go to this thanks to my friends warning me about certain things, so I'll just...uh...wait here, you guys tell me how it is. Admission is $28.50. Ages 10 and up.

Canada's Wonderland

Canada's Wonderland (Oct 1-Nov1, Fri-Sun)
Canada's Wonderland is also becoming a major stop, raking up over 10,000 visitors last year. They claim it's never the same as previous years, so stay on your toes and don't be "that guy" who isn't scared because they "totally remember it from last year" (side note: those guys always get scared, haha). Features ten mazes and a live show. Admission is $24-$42 depending on if you want a meal deal. No, you can't get in for free with a Season Pass, as convenient as that would be.

Casa Loma

Casa Loma's Haunted Mansion (Oct 29-30)
Haunted Mansion at Casa Loma is an option for the tamer crowd, and those with kids. The castle features a Spooky Attic, Dragon's Den, Magic Mirror, and Ghouls and Goblins around every corner. There are also a few live shows to see at various points throughout the day, such as "Magic Mike" the magician and "Frankenstein" presented by the Men in Tights. Admission is $12 for adults, $7.50 for seniors/youths, and kids are $6.76. "Frankenstein" is $2 for adults, $1 for kids. Get all that?


Sunday, October 19, 2008

Name-Brand

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QE2 sails into Manhattan as she makes her final visit to new York

The way British history was on the move in New York harbor, one might think the empire itself was staging a comeback - if only for a day.

Two Cunard ocean liners docked in Manhattan and Brooklyn as the soon-to-be-retired Queen Elizabeth 2 steamed through the Verrazano Narrows for the 1,420th and last time in a 41-year career.

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Farewell: The Queen Elizabeth 2 moves past the Empire State Building down the Hudson Riverafter its final visit to New York today

The ceremonial departure of the QE2 was underway as its sister ship, the Queen Mary 2, which was also in town - docked overnight at its regular berth at the Brooklyn cruise port.

The two Cunarders, with their trademark red-and-black funnels, rendez-voused at the Statue of Liberty - the cruise-ship version of the big clock at Grand Central Terminal.

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After four decades of sailing the world's oceans the QE2 will be converted into a five-star hotel in Dubai

It would be the 806th Atlantic crossing for the QE2, which in four decades logged nearly 6 million miles at sea.

Next month, the 70,000-ton liner, seriously outmoded by newer and bigger cruise ships, goes into retirement as a floating "luxury hotel, retail and entertainment destination" in Dubai, the fast-growing resort centre in the Persian Gulf.

After playing a duet with their horns that echoed across the harbor, they set sail together for the Sceptered Isle and points beyond.

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The Queen Elizabeth 2 escorted by the Queen Mary 2 as they sail out of New York harbor

In this second career it follows in the wake of the first Queen Mary, which was similarly retired in 1967 and converted into a waterside hotel at Long Beach, Calif.

The QM2, at 151,000 tons more than twice the size of the dowager QE2, along with the one-year-old Queen Victoria and yet another Queen Elizabeth now destined for completion in 2010, will sail on.

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Majestic: The Queen Mary 2 sails near the Statue of Liberty


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Waving the flag for Britain: A woman waves her Union Jack umbrella as the QE 2 sails past

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Причина кризиса 2008 года - за много-много лет до него...

Repost:
Юрий Аммосов, Солярный Миф ([info]ammosov) wrote,
@ 2008-10-15 01:14:00

Понятно, что в основе нынешнего кризиса неограниченная кредитная экспансия. Ипотечники в США понабрали субпраймов. Фонды прямых инвестиций выкупали компании за десятки миллиардов в кредит под залог этих же компаний. Хедж-фонды арбитрировали все, что движется с таким плечом, которое раньше только в форексных салонах было. Даже правительство США устроило войнушку в свое удовольствие в госдолг немыслимых доселе размеров. То же и у нас: олигархи в кредит скупали компании, инвестбанки - акции, граждане - жилье и машины. Словом, всему виной дешевый кредит. Как его не стало, все сжалось, и пошел "эффект музыкальных стульев".

Но откуда взялся дешевый кредит? Кто виноват? А виноват Гринспен, это он ставку с 2000 по 2003 опустил в ноль.

Но зачем Гринспен это сделал? А он боролся с рецессией, которую вызвали падение Энрона и прочих компаний, которые мукхлевали все 1990-е с отчетностью.

А зачем же компании мухлевали? А им советы директоров и акционеры говорили - посмотрите, как интернет-компании прут вовсе без прибыли и продаж! Прибыль каждый квартал больше давай, свои акции покупай давай, курс накручивай давай! И едва интернет-компании обвалились...

Почему ж интернет-компании поперли? А это оттого, что вся экономика стагнировала, и такого случая ради ставки срезали, в венчурные фонды деньги пришли... Как ставки выросли - тут интернет-компании и посыпались, а за ними и энроны покатились под гору, 9-11 только все докончил.

А почему ж ставки в начале 1990-х были низкие? Это так с рецессией боролись. Была противная долгая рецессия, ничего не помогало.

Откуда ж рецессия? А фондовый рынок обвалился, да еще до кучи все компании финансировались через джанк-бонды, на которые рейдеры компании перехватывали, бонды им Майкл Милкен делал, а деньги на те джанк-бонды давали ссудно-сберегательные ассоциации, которые почти не регулировались, вот они и воротили что хотели. И в целом на рынке был бум инвестиций.

Кто ж такие бонды и ссудно-сберегательные ассоциации нагородил? Неужели Милкен? Нет, он только ситуацией воспользовался. А дерегулировал экономику Рональд Рейган. Да еще Пол Волкер помог - ставки сперва взинтил до неба, а потом опустил, деньги и хлынули рекой.

Что ж Рейган и Волкер с ума спятили? Ничего подобного - они с жесточайшей стагфляцией боролись. А случилась эта стагфляция из-за того, что арабы ввели нефтяное эмбарго и цены на нефть подняли до небес (по тем временам).

Зачем же арабы это эмбарго сделали? Они таким образом боролись с Израилем, который им задницу надрал в 1967 и 1973 годах.

Получается, Израиль всю эту кашу заварил? Да нет, тогда уж виноваты англичане, которые еще в 1916 году пообещали израильтян переселить в Палестину, где израильтяне не жили почти два тысячелетия, а полтора на их месте жили арабы. Как спорам не быть, когда на одной территории два соседа.

Таким образом, все бы обошлось, живи евреи в Израиле безвылазно... Но ведь они ж не сами из Израиля ушли. А их выгнал древнеримский император Адриан в 132 году. Потому что евреи устроили восстание Бар-Кохбы, и с того восстания и начались два тысячелетия диаспоры.

Что ж евреи с Адрианом не поладили? А дело в том, что Адриан Иерусалим переименовал в свою честь и на руинах второго храма поставил статую своего малолетнего любовника Антиноя, которому велел поклоняться как богу. Лучше религиозные чувства иудеям он отдавить бы не смог.

Почему ж Адриан такую поразительную вещь учудил? Дело в том, что у него настроение было отвратительное. В том самом году они с Антиноем в Египет поехали - и Антиной утонул в Ниле. Адриан его обожествил, велел по всей империи ему статуи поставить, даже созвездие Орла в его честь переименовал. Он на иудеях сорвал злость по полной!

Итак, мы нашли причину кризиса. Антиной! Вот так, весь мир рушится - и все из-за одного ПИДОРАСА!



Чтоб ему пусто было! Не мог аккуратнее купаться!

Defeat means Dion's days numbered, Liberals say


OTTAWA - Many senior Grits are privately predicting Liberal Leader Stephane Dion will be forced to quit within the next few weeks if he doesn't voluntarily resign first.

And they expect the next leadership contest to be held in Vancouver, most likely in May.

With Dion at the helm for his first election, the Liberals appeared headed Tuesday to their second worst defeat in history, bleeding votes to the Conservatives on their right and the NDP and Greens on their left.

"This is an epic disaster," said one senior Liberal as the dismal results poured in.

"Everybody's up except us. They're just picking at our bones."

There's no question Dion must go, the Liberal said.

"Absolutely - and fast."

Publicly, there were few words of praise for Dion.

Toronto MP Jim Karygiannis won re-election easily but credited the strength of his local organization.

"Certainly the leadership of the party did not do anything to help," he said in an interview.

Dion asserted during the dying days of the campaign that he would "never quit." And in his concession speech late Tuesday, Dion gave no hint that he's thinking about stepping aside.

"I love my country more than ever. Canadians asked me to be the opposition leader and I accept this responsibility with honour," he said.

But Liberals privately point to some hard realities that Dion will have to face if he's tempted to try to hang on.

-He will have to survive an automatic vote of confidence in his leadership at the party's next convention, which has been booked for May in Vancouver. All party members can pass judgment on his leadership, making the outcome much harder to control.

- Dion does not have enough loyal support within the party to win the 50 per cent plus one he'd need to technically win the confidence vote, much less the 70-per-cent range he'd need to carry on as leader.

-He was the first choice of fewer than 18 per cent of party rank and file during the 2006 contest.

-He has even less core support within his fractious caucus. Only a handful of Liberal MPs and senators backed Dion's leadership bid; Ignatieff scooped up the lion's share.

Dion has already suffered through two years of whisper campaigns and leaks from caucus, but many senior Liberals predict those machinations will erupt into an open revolt if Dion doesn't quickly resign.

If not, senior Grits argue Dion needs to recognize the party simply can't afford a protracted soap opera over his tenuous grip on the leadership.

Refusing to go voluntarily would also force the cash-strapped party to stage one costly convention to settle Dion's fate and a second to choose a successor.

Dion does have his defenders, however, who contend he deserves another shot at the brass ring.

"He does deserve a second chance and he should stay around now," said Garth Turner, who lost his bid for re-election in Ontario's Halton riding.

Most contenders from the 2006 contest, including Dion and Ignatieff, are still trying to pay off their debts, drawing off donations that might otherwise go to the party's depleted coffers, Dion supporters note. Plunging into a new contest would only exacerbate the party's money woes.

Moreover, they point out that the party is still riven by factions from the last contest and has never entirely healed the wounds left by a decade of leadership feuding between Jean Chretien and Paul Martin.

Leaders who've lost an election have often learned from that experience and come back to win the next one, they note, citing Ontario Premier Dalton McGuinty, who lost in 1999 but redeemed himself four years later.

Liberal strategist Rob Silver said Tuesday's results reflect problems that won't be readily solved by simply getting rid of the leader.

"Of the top 10 problems facing the Liberal party going forward, who the leader is is not in the top five," Silver said.

"A leadership race right now only benefits one person: (Prime Minister) Stephen Harper."

If Dion does step aside, Liberal insiders predict the scheduled May policy convention in Vancouver will become a leadership convention.

If there is a leadership contest, most Liberals expect it will turn into a head-to-head rematch between Ignatieff and Rae, one-time university roommates.

During the day Tuesday, Ignatieff phoned Liberal candidates to wish them luck, prompting some Grits to remark that the leadership contest had begun before the first ballot had been counted.

After the results came in, both Ignatieff and Rae were careful to profess loyalty to Dion.

Ignatieff, who has served as Dion's deputy, said the party has suffered a "serious defeat" but that Dion can't be held solely responsible.

"When a party suffers a defeat, you go back to basics, you look at everything - platform, organization, money, and leadership in the wider sense of the word," he told reporters in his Toronto riding.

"I'm part of the leadership of this party. I can't walk around claiming I had no responsibility. I have to take my responsibility like everybody else. To make Mr. Dion the scapegoat here seems to me a little easy. We've got to look honestly at why our message didn't work with Canadians and honestly address it."

For his part, Rae said: "Mr. Dion is my leader and that's the only place I want to be right now."

Both Rae and Ignatieff are in their early sixties and some Liberals who are looking for a new generation of leadership are touting young bucks like New Brunswick MP Dominic LeBlanc and Justin Trudeau, the son of late Liberal icon Pierre Trudeau, as possible contenders.

Montreal MP Denis Coderre might also be tempted to jump into the ring. Gerard Kennedy, the kingmaker who secured the leadership for Dion, might also be tempted to take a second shot at the top job, having finally secured a seat in the Commons.

Dion ran a disorganized campaign with an unpopular plan to impose a carbon tax - offset by income tax cuts - as his signature policy plank. The so-called Green Shift proved a tough sell and presented Dion's opponents with a juicy target.

Dion's halting English and professorial demeanour didn't help him communicate his complicated plan.

Liberal insiders say Dion also drove his campaign team to distraction, attempting to micro-manage minute details and ignoring advice.

ELECTIONS CANADA: OCTOBER 14, 2008

Wed Oct 15, 3:06 AM

By Bruce Cheadle, The Canadian Press

OTTAWA - Stephen Harper's Conservatives won a muscular minority mandate Tuesday night as Canadian voters entrusted the prime minister with the levers of government in tough economic times - but not a blank cheque.

The outcome saw the Liberals sink to their lowest level of popular support since the election of 1867 - and surely means a third change of leadership in five years for what was long dubbed Canada's natural governing party.

Aided by vote-splitting in Canada's most populous province, the Tories climbed to within a dozen seats of a majority. They did it without significantly boosting their share of the popular vote.

The Conservatives won 143 seats, up from 124 in the last election, while the Liberals were down to 76 from 103. The NDP was up by eight seats to 37, and the Bloc Quebecois shed one seat to 50. Two Independents also won.

In terms of vote share, the Conservatives got 38 per cent, the Liberals 26, the NDP 18, the Bloc 10, and the Greens 7.

Voter turnout was just 59 per cent, the lowest in federal election history.

"Our new caucus is broad and representative of Canada - in fact, it is the most representative of all the parties," Harper told cheering partisans in Calgary.

"At the same time, it's scope is not as wide as it should be. So regardless of how you voted, know that we will form an inclusive and responsive government that protects the interests of all Canadians in all communities of this country."

The prime minister said it "is the time for us all to put aside political differences and partisan considerations and to work co-operatively," but also vowed to push ahead with his party platform - modest as it may be.

But if Harper is expecting an easy ride in 2009, the economy may dictate otherwise.

How long before Canadians return to the polls - this was the third election in four years - could well rest upon the Conservative minority's ability to avoid a deficit next year in the face of slumping revenues and increasing social costs.

Harper said late in the campaign that a second minority would automatically give him a stronger mandate than his first, but NDP Leader Jack Layton weighed in with a warning late Tuesday.

"Canadians have elected a minority parliament," the NDP leader told his followers in Toronto.

"No party has a mandate to implement an agenda without agreement from the other parties."

Liberal Leader Stephane Dion sounded a more conciliatory note.

"We Liberals will do our part, responsibly, to make sure that this Parliament works," he said in his defeat speech.

"It is clear that our economy, indeed the global economic crisis, is the most important issue facing our country at this time."

It was a cup-half-empty kind of night for many.

Layton, who audaciously campaigned as a prime-minister-in-waiting, was denied the major breakthrough he sought. New Democrats remain the fourth-place party in the Commons.

In Calgary, when the national television networks declared Harper's minority victory shortly after the polls closed across most of the country, Conservative partisans awaiting the prime minister appeared in shock.

There wasn't a clap, cheer or groan from the several hundred gathered at the Telus Centre.

Re-elected Tory MP Jason Kenney put the best face on a result the Conservatives had hoped would be better when they breached their own fixed-date election law to force the autumn vote a year ahead of schedule.

"Every other incumbent government in the Western world is in serious political trouble with the economic situation," explained Kenney.

"Ours is probably the only one that could be re-elected - let alone with an increased mandate."

But the big losers were the Liberals and Dion, dropping more than two dozen seats from 2006. Dion, if he fails to survive the post mortem, will become just the second Liberal leader since Confederation not to serve as prime minister.

It is Canada's third consecutive minority government - something that hasn't occurred since 1965.

Ontario, which has so beguiled and befuddled Harper as a national leader, proved to be fertile turf this time around while his hopes of a majority were dashed by Quebec.

The Liberal vote sagged badly in Central Canada, once the Grit bread basket that had provided repeated majorities. Vote-splitting in Ontario, with ballots bleeding to the Greens and NDP, was particularly devastating to Liberals in the 905 belt ringing Toronto.

The Bloc shed just a couple of seats in Quebec, winning the province for the sixth consecutive election and leaving the Tories and Liberals treading water.

The Conservatives made a breakthrough of sorts in Quebec in the 2006 election, winning 10 of the province's 75 seats. In pursuit of a majority government, Harper courted Quebec voters assiduously throughout his first two-and-a-half year minority. He gave the province a seat on a UN cultural organization, offered up hundreds of millions of dollars in no-strings federal transfers to solve the so-called fiscal imbalance, and - most significantly - formally recognized the "Quebecois nation" in Parliament.

But those efforts did not pay electoral dividends. Stung by Conservative cuts to cultural grants and disconcerted by the government's hang-'em-high youth criminal justice reforms, Quebecers refused to add to the Tory seat count.

That setback was almost overshadowed by the Ontario results, where actual voting behaviour belied public opinion polling that had much of the province competitive for the Liberals.

Conservatives took 50 of Ontario's 106 seats, up from the 40 they won in 2006. The Liberals were down to 39 from 54 in the last election.

Grit fortunes were even more dismal west of Ontario. In Alberta, the NDP was taking more of the popular vote than the Grits, while the Green party was at eight per cent - just three points back of the Liberals.

Dion's first, best chance to make a statement on election night ended with slim Conservative gains in the Maritimes and evidence of a strong NDP attack on the Grit flank.

The Liberals, as expected, won the most seats in Atlantic Canada but did not make up any new ground and, in fact, lost a bit of turf to the Tories and the NDP.

In Nova Scotia, Green party Leader Elizabeth May's ambitious bid to dethrone cabinet minister Peter MacKay quickly turned to dust as the long-time Tory pulled away almost from the start.

"We ran an exuberant, a joyful and a positive campaign," said the Green party leader.

"And if the kids five years up could have voted, I would have won by a landslide."

Liberal candidates almost doubled the vote counts of their principal NDP competitors in Newfoundland and Labrador, where the Conservatives were shut out - losing three seats.

Danny Williams, Newfoundland's Progressive Conservative premier, mounted a noisy, nasty "Anything But Conservative" campaign against his federal counterparts.

The Liberals won six of the province's seven seats and New Democrats took one.

But it was by no means a Liberal red Atlantic tide. Tory fortunes were on the rise in New Brunswick and the NDP led the popular vote in Nova Scotia.

Liberals won 17 seats in Atlantic Canada, the Conservatives claimed 10, the New Democrats four and there was one Independent, former Tory Bill Casey elected in Nova Scotia.

After 37 days of negative and often bitter campaigning, Canadians heading out to exercise their franchise were greeted Tuesday with some good news.

The gloom on Bay Street was replaced with an 890-point leap as Canadian markets followed their resurgent U.S. counterparts after the Thanksgiving Day holiday. The S&P/TSX composite index closed up 9.8 per cent after plummeting 16 per cent last week.

The loonie also clawed back 1.4 cents on Tuesday to close at more than 86 cents US, after tumbling almost eight cents in the last week of campaigning.

But this remained an election in which a global credit crisis and looming recession reared like a B-movie Godzilla in mid-campaign, smashing the best-laid plans of all the contenders.

The new Canadian government will spend at least the next year grappling with the economic fall-out, a time when shrinking government revenues and heavy demand for social programs - including employment insurance claims - could force hard decisions to avoid running a federal deficit.

Harper ignored his own fixed-date election law to drop the writ on Sept. 7. That was more than a year ahead of the October 2009 date envisioned in Conservative legislation that passed the Commons with little dissent.

In sending Canadians to the polls before his government could be defeated in the House, Harper claimed the minority Parliament had become dysfunctional and that he required a fresh mandate to navigate the troubled economic waters ahead.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Russian 'Koltchak' tops global boxoffice

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Revolution-era drama opens in Russia, Ukraine

By Frank Segers

Oct 12, 2008, 06:25 PM ET

A Russian-made historical drama about a Revolution-era naval hero with romantic entanglements emerged as the weekend’s surprise No.1 international boxoffice winner as ”Koltchak” (Admiral), which opened in just two markets -- Russia and the Ukraine -- grossed an estimated $12.8 million from about 1,500 screens.

“Admiral” stars Konstantin Khabensky as the admiral and polar explorer who led the elite “white forces” of the anti-Bolsheviks during the Russian Civil War. The drama directed by Andrei Kravchuk was produced by Russian Channel 1/Solyaris, and acquired and released by 20th Century Fox. It depicts the title character’s war experiences as well as his love affair with a close friend’s wife.

Warner’s “Body of Lies,” directed by Ridley Scott and starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Russell Crowe, opened in Australia and New Zealand as well as five Asian markets (including Taiwan and Hong Kong) for an estimated $3.2 million take from a total of 656 screens. The CIA thriller was No. 1 in Australia, Crowe’s home country, with an estimated $1.5 million from 292 screens.

Finishing a close No. 2 on the weekend overall was DreamWorks/Paramount’s thriller “Eagle Eye,” which premiered in 10 new territories, registering $11.2 million from 3,113 screens in a total of 41 markets for an international total so far of $30 million.

“Mamma Mia!,” which had led the international boxoffice for the last five frames, settled for third place with $8 million from 4,100 dates in 48 markets, pushing its overseas cume at $390.5 million. Distributor Universal predicts the smash-hit musical with Meryl Streep will surpass the $400 million mark overseas by the coming weekend.

Pixar/Disney’s “WALL-E” finished fourth with $5.8 million from 3,109 screens in 33 territories for an international cume of $238.6 million (domestic total is $221 million). A strong Germany showing -- where it was No. 1 for the fourth consecutive weekend with $2.3 million from 680 screens for a cume of $16.6 million -- powered the weekend’s total number. Disney expects “WALL-E” to surpass the $239.1 million overseas gross mark of "Toy Story 2” (1999) by Monday.

Ranking No. 1 in the U.K. – and taking the fifth spot overall -- is Sony’s “The House Bunny,” which debuted in the world’s biggest overseas market for Hollywood studio features at an estimated $1.7 million from 252 screens.

The comedy with Anna Faris as a former Playboy model teaching nerdy sorority girls to be more attractive also opened in Spain (where it ranked No. 5 in the market), Germany, France (ranking No. 14 in Paris and suburbs) and Brazil, and lured $5 million on the weekend overall from 1,585 dates in 25 markets. International cume so far stands at $8.6 million.

In France, Woody Allen’s comedy, “Vicky Christina Barcelona” opened via Warner’s at No. 1 in Paris and suburbs, with an estimated $2 million from an undisclosed number of locations in the market overall. Premiering in second place was “Righteous Kill,” the crime drama co-starring Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino, which garnered an estimated $1.5 million.

Local language holdovers held well, led by director Laurence Cantet’s “Entre le murs” (The Class). The Palme d’or winner at this year’s Cannes International Film Festival ranked No. 3 with an estimated $1.3 million from about 500 screens – a 45% drop from its second weekend -- for a market cume of $7.5 million. “The Class” opened less robustly in Italy, finishing out of the top ten in the market.

Finishing fourth in France was director Olivier Van Hoofstad’s “Go Fast,” an action vehicle about drug-running from Spain to North Africa. The Europacorp release claimed $1.1 million in its second weekend at 286 screens, down 58% from its opening round, for a market total of $3.6 million.

No. 5 in Paris and suburbs was Gaumont’s “Cliente” (Client) with Nathalie Baye as a middle-aged woman paying for sex. Second weekend came in at an estimated $915,000 from 367 screens, down 51% from its opening round. “Client’s” market cume stands at $2.9 million.

Universal released “Burn After Reading” in Spain for a muscular $2.7 million from 318 locations, the best tally of any of the Coen brothers’ titles to play the market. The espionage-related spoof also opened in Israel, Singapore and Denmark, and looks to have grossed an estimated $4 million on the weekend overall.

Fox opened in Germany its German-language acquisition, “Krabat,” a period fantasy set in the 17th century about a boy learning the black arts. The title finished No. 3 in the market with $2.2 million from 359 locations.

Other weekend tallies, plus international cumes, include: Fox’s “Mirrors,” $4.4 million from 1,700 screens, cume $25 million; Universal’s “Wanted,” $3.8 million from 1,536 dates, cume $193.9 million; DreamWorks/Paramount’s “Tropic Thunder,” $3.2 million from 1,687 spots, cume $54.3 million; Disney’s “Beverly Hills Chihuahua,” $3 million from 935 screens, cume $10.3 million; Miramax/Disney’s “The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas,” $2.1 million from 435 locations in Spain and the U.K., cume $14.7 million; Fox’s “Taken,” $2 million from 800 screens, cume $33 million; Paramount’s “How To Lose Friends and Alienate People,” $1.4 million from 447 sites in the U.K., $4.6 million from the single market; Sony’s “Lakeview Terrace,” $550,000 from 192 screens in France, cume $1.8 million from the single market.

Other international cumes: Warner’s “The Dark Knight,” $463.1 million; Sony’s “You Don’t Mess With the Zohan,” $99.4 million; Warner’s “Nights in the Rodanthe,” $6.9 million; Sony’s “Hancock,” $395.6 million; Warner’s “Get Smart,” $98.1 million; DreamWorks/Paramount’s “Kung Fu Panda,” $413.6 million; Fox’s “Babylon A.D.,” $16.3 million; Warner’s “Star Wars: The Clone Wars,” $32.1 million; Universal’s “Hellboy II: The Golden Army,” $65.5 million; and Universal’s “Wild Child,” $15.4 million.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Человек-паук никого не боится.
Кроме человека-тапка...

Hilarious!

Если утром вы встали с левой ноги - это хорошо, если с правой - ещё лучше, а если не встали совсем то хорошо было вчера!

Если не можешь разгрызть гранит науки - попробуй его пососать!

Единственный плюс в жизни физика - это крест на его могиле!

Вскрытие установило, что череп студента был проломлен изнутри...

Всякое разумное дело имеет своё завершение, и только ерундой можно заниматься бесконечно.

Мышь - это животное, путь которого усеян упавшими в обморок женщинами.

Когда я ем, я глух и нем, хитер и быстр, и дьявольски умен...

Скромность красит человека......в серый цвет

Не так страшна смерть,как то,что жизнь была растрачена на глупости.

Неудобство истины в том,что она одна,а нас много.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

На всех не угодишь

Шел по дороге старик и вел на поводу осла, на котором сидел мальчик. Люди, которые шли навстречу стали возмущаться:
- Посмотрите, мальчик едет верхом, а старенький дедушка идет пешком!
Поменялись местами мальчик и старик. Идут дальше по дороге.
- Посмотрите,безобразие, старик едет, а маленький мальчик идет пешком!
Сели старик и мальчик вдвоем на осла, едут дальше.
- Посмотрите, бедное животное, взгромоздились вдвоем на осла, как не стыдно!
Слезли старик и мальчик с осла, идут дальше пешком.
- Посмотрите, вот дураки, у них осел есть, а они идут пешком!
...

Friday, October 10, 2008

Russia's Vladimir Putin gets tiger cub for his birthday

MOSCOW - There's no doubt what Vladimir Putin's favourite birthday present is this year - a rare Ussuri tiger cub.

State television showed the Russian prime minister tenderly petting the two-month-old female cub on Friday at his residence outside Moscow. The cub, weighing only about 10 kilograms, was curled up in a wicker basket with a tiger-print cushion.

Putin said a good home will be found for the tiger, presumably in a zoo or wildlife preserve. He hasn't decided what to call her, but is leaning toward Mashenka or Milashka.

Putin refused to say who gave him the cub for his 56th birthday, which was Tuesday.

He called Russian journalists to his country home late Thursday without telling them why. Past midnight, after asking them "not to make noise, make a clatter or squeal," Putin ushered the curious journalists into the room where the tiger cub was waiting.

As president and now prime minister, Putin is known for his tough talk and macho image. But children and animals seem to bring out a softer side.

His dog, a Labrador Retriever named Koni, is often with him, even during meetings with world leaders. He told journalists that Koni has not yet met the tiger cub.

In August, Putin had occasion to pet a full-grown female Ussuri tiger after shooting her with a tranquilizer gun. He was visiting a wildlife preserve in Russia's Far East and shot the five-year-old tiger as part of a program to track the rare cats, also known as the Siberian, Amur or Manchurian tiger.

Once the tiger was asleep, Putin placed a collar with a GPS tracking system around her neck. Television footage showed him patting her cheek like a pet.

Fewer than 400 Ussuri tigers are believed to survive in the wild, most of them in Russia and some in China. They are the largest tiger species, weighing up to 270 kilograms.

VIRTUAL MIND

http://www.prikols.com.ru/virtualmind.shtml

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Audi A4 Launch Event - Oct 8 (Vaughan)


Olympic Themed CP Spirit Train Coming to Canadian Cities

To get Canadians revved up for the 2010 Vancouver Olympic and Paralympic games, Canadian Pacific has come up with the CP Spirit Train, which will roll into communities in Canada and spread Olympic spirit and excitement with musical performances, a Canadian Olympic Wall of Fame, the chance to meet Olympians and Paralympians, Aboriginal Celebrations and plenty of other activities. Admission is free for everyone. You can head to cpspirittrain.com for specific event details and locations. Meanwhile, here are the stops the Spirit Train will be making across Canada:
  • Saskatoon - October 2
  • Winnipeg - October 4
  • Thunder Bay - October 8
  • Sudbury - October 11
  • Mississauga - October 13
  • Smiths Falls - Octover 16
  • Montreal - October 18
http://cpspirittrain.com/

Thursday, October 2, 2008

The instant mood-boost

Can exercise really boost your mood? Vanquish your stress? Improve your sleep? Make your brain bigger? We asked Brian Christie, a neuroscientist at the University of Victoria, to break down the science behind why exercise is good for our mental health.

Exercise makes us happy

Serotonin is a chemical in our brains that regulates our mood, appetite and libido, makes us less sensitive to pain and regulates our sleep cycles. When we exercise, our brains use serotonin more efficiently, which boosts our mood and alleviates depression. We sleep better, have more energy and generally feel happier. Another neurotransmitter that’s activated by exercise is acetycholine, a chemical that’s robbed from the brain by Alzheimer’s disease, which is one reason why exercising regularly may delay the onset of that disease.
Rigorous exercise, the kind that gets your heart rate up, floods the brain with endorphins, the “feel-good” chemical. Walking isn’t enough to activate this hormone, but running is, which is where the term “runner’s high” comes from. (Alternating between jogging and walking can help you ease into running.)

Exercise lowers our stress levels

This may seem like a contradiction, but when we first start exercising, our brains experience a rush of stress hormones, called glucocorticoids. So why is that good for our stress levels? Because, in the long run, exercise trains our brains to better deal with stress. In studies, animals who exercise are less anxious in stressful situations, are more likely to find a solution to a problem, such as a maze, and are less likely to lose track of the goal.

Exercise makes us smarter

Walking three hours a week for only three months makes so many new neurons that you can measure the difference in brain size. That’s because exercise increases our levels of neurotrophins, chemicals that promote the creation of new brain cells. Exercising regularly also enhances our memory and ability to learn new tasks, whereas stress impairs neurogenesis and can impede your ability to learn. Anyone that has been through a divorce or lost a loved one can tell you how hard it is to remember or learn new things during a stressful period. It’s believed that a combination of reduced neurogenesis, cell loss and changes in remaining cells can disrupt the thought processes. Of course, this takes time to happen, so usually it’s only prolonged stress that has major effects on the brain. Luckily, regular exercise can combat these negative effects, boost your brain power and make you feel happier to boot.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Televisualist: Chuck, Plow, And Mosque's Back Now

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Monday

Chuck returns, with a storyline wherein Chuck's career as a secret agent ends and he is free to go back to his normal life as a megastore retail clerk. (PSSST GUYS I BET BEFORE THE EPISODE ENDS HE RESUMES HIS CAREER AS A SECRET AGENT! SPOILERZ!) Televisualist is glad to see Chuck return, though, since Adam Baldwin is funny and deserves a regular paycheque, and the show is light, simple fun. (City, 8 p.m.)

Monday night's theme looks to be "return of the awesome shows," since alongside Chuck we also get Life, the fantastic crime drama with Damian Lewis in it, which is like a weird transcendental crime version of House, except that Damian Lewis' fake American accent is a lot better than Hugh Laurie's fake American accent. In all seriousness, though, the first mini-season of Life was damn good television and well worth tracking down if you like good cop shows. (Global, 10 p.m.)

Tuesday

"Canada Votes: Extreme Debate." This is not the actual for-real debate, but a ninety-minute thing Newsworld is airing, wherein the political leaders of our fair country will try to convince undecided Canadians to vote for them. Televisualist wishes to announce we are unreasonably proud of not having made a joke about Mountain Dew. (7:30 p.m., repeats at 10)

CFMT airs one of the greatest of all King of the Hill episodes tonight, namely the one where Peggy gets tricked into producing "smoosh" videos for an erotic foot fetish site. Other cartoon shows like Family Guy or South Park might have gone all out with it, but King of the Hill's relatively restrained sense of humour makes the story seem believable, and you really root for Hank to kick the guy's ass. (10:30 p.m.)

The Simpsons rerun of the week: "Mr. Plow." Enough said. "COME BACK, DIAPER!" (Comedy Network, 9 p.m.)

Wednesday

If you speak French, or have a French friend who can translate for you, or maybe you do not speak French, but are sexually aroused when people speak French... look, it's a perfectly normal thing, you don't have to be ashamed of it. Nobody is going to point and laugh at you. We promise. Televisualist knows a girl who can only achieve orgasm when she listens to people speaking German, and she's perfectly nice if you don't mind having Das Boot on in the background every time you want to get busy. Sorry, where were we? Right, French. So the French language debate for the federal election is tonight! Granted, we're not sure who would get aroused listening to Jack Layton speaking French. Well, other than Olivia Chow, anyway. (CBC Newsworld, 8 p.m.)

Little Mosque on the Prairie returns, something that we genuinely appreciate, seeing as how it got genuinely funny over the second season and now stands as the spiritual successor, more or less, to Corner Gas. Rayyan and Amaar's romantic subplot got pushed forward a bit (thanks to a comic subplot involving an arranged marriage), and the episode about the world's first Islamic curling team was goddamned hilarious. We remain hopeful that season three will continue to be funny, in its low-key, occasionally too-polite way. (CBC, 8 p.m.)

Lipstick Jungle returns. We are not sure why exactly it is doing this. (NBC, 10 p.m.)

Thursday

It is debate night! The most powerful politicians in the country (and Elizabeth May) debate the issues! It is your duty as a citizen to watch this! (Canadian networks, 9 p.m.)

Of course, you're not actually going to watch it, because as luck would have it, the Americans have scheduled their vice-presidential debate for tonight as well, at the very same time even, and come on: we all want to see if Sarah Palin accidentally sets her podium on fire. (American networks, 9 p.m.)

Alternately, you could ignore politics altogether and watch a very special episode of Hole In The Wall, where a team of contestants from Flavor of Love compete against a team of contestants from Rock of Love. Again: girls who wanted to have sex with Flava Flav will compete against the girls who wanted to fuck the guy from Poison by playing retarded human Tetris. Why, yes, this is the worst thing television has ever done. Why do you ask? (A-Channel, 8 p.m.)

Friday

The Ex List debuts. This is a "high concept" show, wherein the concept that is high is thus: a woman finds out from a psychic that if she doesn't marry her destined-to-be husband within the year, she will be single forever. Also, the person she is destined to be with is one of her exes! So she must go back through all the guys she has dated, and... did anybody think to themselves, while they were coming up with this show, "How do we make the story last beyond a single season?" (Global, 9 p.m.)

Sanctuary, a sci-horror show about monster hunters, debuts with a two-hour pilot. A friend of mine recently commented, quite astutely, that Lost changed everything because now audiences expect a television show to know exactly where their show is going right from the pilot, and that in turn audiences are now much less willing to forgive a show that stumbles a bit out of the gate. This bodes poorly for Sanctuary's odds, because there's obviously a lot of there there in this show, but the pilot is, charitably speaking, a bit awkward. But it doesn't suck, and Christopher Heyerdahl is really quite good as the mysterious villain person. So maybe sci-fi fans will give it a chance. Crazier things have happened. I mean, people thought Bionic Woman was good. (TMN, 9 p.m.)